terça-feira, 13 de janeiro de 2009

Dictionary

Caros Canzanaz,

A minha opinião ficou bem clara no último post! Agora convido todos os Canzanaz a estudarem a definição de Pussy Whipped e a sua congruência com os comportamentos do 7Pussy.

Tomei a liberdade de incluír um excerto do Urban Dictionary (uma referência para estes casos!):

1. pussy whipped:

1.1 - situation whereupon a male is undeniably at the mercy of his high-maintinence girlfriend & answers to her every beck and call, usually followed by the reprioritizing of girlfriend over friends, family, school, food, water, and air;
1.2 - making decisions based on the incentive of sex;

EXEMPLO: Tiago's girl has him so fucking pussy whipped that instead of going to the yankees game with me and the boys, he spent his whole weekend at the pottery barn expo, picking out ceramic cats and china patterns. ::insert cracking bull-whip sound HERE!
EXEMPLO: if she didn't give it up all the time, he wouldn't be so goddamned pussy whipped.

2. pussy whipped

When one is a slave to coochie and is completely owned and controlled by the coochie's owner.

EXEMPLO: While vacationing in New York City, Tiago (The Bitch) was so pussy whipped he went to a lame ass broadway show and drank a Cosmopolitan intead of taking his woman to ESPN Zone and watching sports and drinking beer. And he still didn't get any cause she has pussy control...and his balls.

3. Pussy Whipped

Your world blindly revolving around your woman.

EXEMPLO: Tiago's decisions are based on what his woman is doing. Ditching his boys over her and forgetting what is important to him. He is SO pussy whipped!

4. pussy whipped

Where you give up everything so you can be with your woman. This means blowing off your buddies so you can spend the whole weekend at your girlfriends house, spending crap loads of money on Christmas, Birthdays, movies, dinner (even though you can't afford it) and being at her beckon call. What you once were is history, because you slowly become something else so you can met her expectations, because she usually is high matienance, demanding jewelry and designer clothes

EXEMPLO: Tiago is so pussy whipped cause he had to save up for a long time so he could buy his woman diamonds and other expensive shit.
wuss slave idiot boy toy loser

5. pussy whipped

when ur girlfriend is the penis of the relationship.
if she says jump, u ask how high?


Adoro especialmente a última definição!!!!!

Grande abraço

PS: Em que restaurante será o Mitik?

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