quarta-feira, 11 de maio de 2011

Ano internacional do morcego 2011

Viva,

Para quem não sabe este ano 2/3/2011 é o ano internacional do morcego. Haja bastante respeito por estes bichos! A minha reacção foi bastante positiva. Pois, se temos o ano internacional da astronomia (em 2009), porque é que não temos o ano internacional do morcego.

Para festejar tal facto, o governo tomou as devidas medidas: "O Governo quer trazer os morcegos à luz do dia..."! Parece-me bem... Será que estes filhos da puta não estão suficientemente satisfeitos com a puta da merda que andam a fazer com a economia também têm que matar os morcegos? Trazer os morcegos à luz do dia?? Será que se é preciso ser doutorado para perceber que os morcegos andam à noite? Que são bichos da noite? Temos mesmo um governo que fode tudo!... Mas, o maior problema é que efectivamente eles até à data, quiseram, puderam e fizeram. Não se esqueçam disso em breve quando forem às urnas.

Pf povo acordem-me quando esta merda mudar de gestão e deixarem de ter uma mente socialmente utópica...

Eis a fonte para os mais descrentes:
http://www.jn.pt/blogs/osbichos/archive/2011/03/02/oficialmente-inaugurado-em-portugal-o-ano-internacional-do-morcego.aspx

Abraços,
Canzana

PS: Vou-me candidatar junto com o atual governo de missionário. Todas as medidas que propuserem, tomarei as medidas providencias para se fazer exactamente o contrário.

terça-feira, 10 de maio de 2011

Money, Money, Money



[Background]

Money money money
Money money money
(repeated)

[Red Cafe]
Hey hey, everydayday I hustle everyday I’m getting money
If her p-ssy good everyday I’m spending money
throw it in the bag, throw it in the bag
I aint got credit but your dog got cash
money money money stay out of my lane
your team running laps,
my team run the game
this is America aint shit free
I need my money tall, at least six three
blaacka blaacka blaacka
money money money
any given day Im pouring honey on your honey
and I murder everybody OKAY everyday say it
money money money
if you broke I’m sorry

[Hook]
money money money
money money money
that girl need
money money money
my people need
money money money
what else, that girl need
money money money
she getting
money money money
she getting
money money money
Im getting

[Diddy]
wake up in the morning
take a money shower
now I’m smelling like money got the money and the power
bad boy money, Martin and Will
my face good money the should put me on the bill
I pioneered the jets and the yachts and the shoppers
crushing model chicks, throwing minks on the toddlers
Nasdaq money, Dow Jones homes
money money money muthaf-cker daddy’s home
Cash money young money bad boy money
shorty said I boss never throw toy money
so blah blah make that thing bounce with these hundred dollar bills
lyrics courtesy of killerhiphop.com
now I’m getting money I ball
I remember I had no money at all
now Im so shallow name brand apparel
Im in that new new everyday wanna battle

blaacka blaacka blaacka
money money money
any given day Im pouring honey on your honey
and I murder everybody OKAY everyday say it
money money money
if you broke I’m sorry

[Chorus]

[Fabolous]
Clap for that money like the booty on shorty then
ya’ll just keep clapping studio audience
told her stretch it out like she do it in the (?)
and bust it bust it bust it like she snuck a glock 40 in
daddy gon show you how a store feel
I got millions of ways young (?)
married to the money
faithful to the millions
got my money up
safe as up in ceilings
[End]

segunda-feira, 9 de maio de 2011

REX - O CÃO BUFO

O rapaz vai para Lisboa estudar, mas ainda a metade do 1º semestre acaba o dinheiro que o pai lhe deu. Então ele tem uma ideia brilhante.

Telefona ao pai e sai-se com esta:

- Pai, não vais acreditar nas maravilhas da moderna educação na cidade. Pois não é que eles aqui têm um curso para ensinar os cães a falar?

O pai, um homem simplório, fica maravilhado:

- E como é que faço para que aceitem o Rex?

- É só mandá-lo para cá com 5.000 EUR que eu faço a matrícula.

E o pai, é claro, cai na conversa e segue a orientação do filho.

Passados mais alguns meses, o rapaz fica novamente liso e liga outra vez:

- E então, meu filho? Como vai o Rex?

- Fala pelos cotovelos, pai. Mas agora abriram um outro curso aqui, para os cães aprenderem a ler.

- Não brinques! E podemos matricular o Rex?

- Claro! Manda-me 10.000 EUR que eu trato de tudo!

E o velho, mais uma vez, manda o dinheiro.

O tempo vai passando, o final do ano vai chegando e o rapaz dá-se conta que vai ter que se explicar. O cão, é claro, não fala uma palavra, não lê porcaria nenhuma, enfim, continua exactamente como sempre.

Sem nenhuma consideração, solta o pobre bicho na rua e apanha o comboio de volta para casa.

A primeira pergunta do pai não podia ser outra:

- Onde está o Rex? Comprei uma revista sobre animais, para que ele leia.

- Pai, nem imaginas. Já tinha tudo pronto para voltar, quando vi o Rex no sofá, a ler o jornal, como fazia todas as manhãs. E então saiu-se com esta:

"Então, vamos para casa... Como será que está o velho? Será que continua a comer aquela viúva que mora na casa da frente?"

E o pai, mais do que rapidamente:

- Bufo de m*rda... Espero que tenhas metido um tiro nos cornos desse filho da p***, antes que venha falar com a tua mãe!

- Mas é claro, pai. Foi o que fiz!

- É assim mesmo, filho!...

Dizem que o rapaz se formou, ao domingo, na Universidade Independente, em engenharia , e que se tornou-se um político de renome...

Otários...

sexta-feira, 6 de maio de 2011

Então esta é a melhor de todas... à lá Sócras!

Não acreditas? Vê só esta pérola que retrata bem a mentalidade do Tuguinha!

E a Tugalâdia vai pelo mesmo caminho! Até o Grande Futre sabe!

FUCK YOU!

Amigos, acaba de ser publicado no SPIEGEL... É assim que começa... GET READY!

The debt crisis in Greece has taken on a dramatic new twist. Sources with information about the government's actions have informed SPIEGEL ONLINE that Athens is considering withdrawing from the euro zone. The common currency area's finance ministers and representatives of the European Commission are holding a secret crisis meeting in Luxembourg on Friday night.

Greece's economic problems are massive, with protests against the government being held almost daily. Now Prime Minister George Papandreou apparently feels he has no other option: SPIEGEL ONLINE has obtained information from German government sources knowledgeable of the situation in Athens indicating that Papandreou's government is considering abandoning the euro and reintroducing its own currency.

Alarmed by Athens' intentions, the European Commission has called a crisis meeting in Luxembourg on Friday night. The meeting is taking place at Château de Senningen, a site used by the Luxembourg government for official meetings. In addition to Greece's possible exit from the currency union, a speedy restructuring of the country's debt also features on the agenda. One year after the Greek crisis broke out, the development represents a potentially existential turning point for the European monetary union -- regardless which variant is ultimately decided upon for dealing with Greece's massive troubles.

Given the tense situation, the meeting in Luxembourg has been declared highly confidential, with only the euro-zone finance ministers and senior staff members permitted to attend. Finance Minister Wolfgang Schäuble of Chancellor Angela Merkel's conservative Christian Democratic Union (CDU) and Jörg Asmussen, an influential state secretary in the Finance Ministry, are attending on Germany's behalf.

'Considerable Devaluation'

Sources told SPIEGEL ONLINE that Schäuble intends to seek to prevent Greece from leaving the euro zone if at all possible. He will take with him to the meeting in Luxembourg an internal paper prepared by the experts at his ministry warning of the possible dire consequences if Athens were to drop the euro.

"It would lead to a considerable devaluation of the new (Greek) domestic currency against the euro," the paper states. According to German Finance Ministry estimates, the currency could lose as much as 50 percent of its value, leading to a drastic increase in Greek national debt. Schäuble's staff have calculated that Greece's national deficit would rise to 200 percent of gross domestic product after such a devaluation. "A debt restructuring would be inevitable," his experts warn in the paper. In other words: Greece would go bankrupt.

It remains unclear whether it would even be legally possible for Greece to depart from the euro zone. Legal experts believe it would also be necessary for the country to split from the European Union entirely in order to abandon the common currency. At the same time, it is questionable whether other members of the currency union would actually refuse to accept a unilateral exit from the euro zone by the government in Athens.

What is certain, according to the assessment of the German Finance Ministry, is that the measure would have a disastrous impact on the European economy.
"The currency conversion would lead to capital flight," they write. And Greece might see itself as forced to implement controls on the transfer of capital to stop the flight of funds out of the country. "This could not be reconciled with the fundamental freedoms instilled in the European internal market," the paper states. In addition, the country would also be cut off from capital markets for years to come.

In addition, the withdrawal of a country from the common currency union would "seriously damage faith in the functioning of the euro zone," the document continues. International investors would be forced to consider the possibility that further euro-zone members could withdraw in the future. "That would lead to contagion in the euro zone," the paper continues.

Banks at Risk

Moreover, should Athens turn its back on the common currency zone, it would have serious implications for the already wobbly banking sector, particularly in Greece itself. The change in currency "would consume the entire capital base of the banking system and the country's banks would be abruptly insolvent." Banks outside of Greece would suffer as well. "Credit institutions in Germany and elsewhere would be confronted with considerable losses on their outstanding debts," the paper reads.
The European Central Bank (ECB) would also feel the effects. The Frankfurt-based institution would be forced to "write down a significant portion of its claims as irrecoverable." In addition to its exposure to the banks, the ECB also owns large amounts of Greek state bonds, which it has purchased in recent months. Officials at the Finance Ministry estimate the total to be worth at least €40 billion ($58 billion) "Given its 27 percent share of ECB capital, Germany would bear the majority of the losses," the paper reads.

In short, a Greek withdrawal from the euro zone and an ensuing national default would be expensive for euro-zone countries and their taxpayers. Together with the International Monetary Fund, the EU member states have already pledged €110 billion ($159.5 billion) in aid to Athens -- half of which has already been paid out.
"Should the country become insolvent," the paper reads, "euro-zone countries would have to renounce a portion of their claims."

Sabem porque é que JESUS anda descalço?
Porque perdeu duas meias!

Este é o nosso destino

Como é canzoada?

Grande FCP!
E grande braga!
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quinta-feira, 5 de maio de 2011

quarta-feira, 4 de maio de 2011

FCP CEPA AMANHÃ - BE THERE AT 20.15

Toca a reservar a bancada Central!